1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

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Hilarious video of Jeff Foxworthy and a truly dumb blonde.

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A preacher phoned the city’s newspaper.

“Thank you very much, for the error you made when
you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday.

The topic I sent you was ‘What Jesus Saw in A Publican.’

You printed it as ‘What Jesus Saw in a Republican’

I had the biggest crowd of the year!”

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A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the
ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to
start a conversation several times, but the older man barely
responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

“Well,” the man says, “I ran afoul of one of those questions
women ask. Now I’m in the doghouse.”

“What kind of question” the neighbor asks?

“My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old,
fat and ugly.”

“That’s easy,” says the neighbor. “You just say, ‘Of course I
will.’”

“Yeah,” says the other man, “that’s what I meant to say. But
what came out was, ‘Of course I do.’”

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