1. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

2. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

3. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of  bald men?

4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

5. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

7. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
8. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

9. Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

10. Why is it that every time the price of a barrel of oil goes up, the prices at the pumps IMMEDIATELY increase? Doesn’t it take a while after the oil companies buy the oil for it to be refined and then piped to wherever it is going?

• 0 Comments

Have some fun with your name and see what you come up with.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME= (first pet + current car)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME= (fav ice cream flavor + fav type of shoe)
3.YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME= (fav color + fav animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME= (middle name + city you were born in)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME= (first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 of your first name)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME= (2nd fav color + fav drink)
7. YOUR NASCAR NAME= (the first names of your grandfathers)
8. YOUR STRIPPER NAME= (your fav cologne/perfume/scent + fav candy)
9. YOUR TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME= (your 5th grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts w/ same letter)
10. YOUR SPY NAME= (your fav season/holiday + fav flower)
11. YOUR CARTOON NAME= (fav fruit + underwear you are wearing right now)

• 0 Comments

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder…… 

This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were!

• Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream.
• The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
• The smallest is the male sperm.
• You use 200 muscles to take one step.
• The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
• Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
• A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
• A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
• The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
• The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
• It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
• The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
• Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
• At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
• Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
• The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
• When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
• Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
• At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test…now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well - I did.

• 0 Comments

• A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
• Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
• How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
• Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
• Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
• Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
• No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
• There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
• No one ever says, "It’s only a game," when his team is winning.
• The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
• If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
• Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
• I’ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
• Be careful reading the fine print. There’s no way you’re going to like it.
• The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
• To err is human, to forgive — highly unlikely.
• Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Chevette.

• 0 Comments