We could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would pay more taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got older.

The tax would also promote family values. How would you like to come home to your wife and have her ask, “Honey, why is your tax bill larger than mine?” Or be a teenager and come home to your dad with your tax bill in his hand.

We wouldn’t have to pay people to work for the IRS, they would be paying to work there just so they could review peoples returns. Locker room conversations would change… “Get a load of this tax bill!”

The forms would change a little also. We would now have a 1040Quickee. And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.”

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The Bush Administration announced each one of us would get a $600 tax rebate. It was supposed to be $800, but they dropped it to a $600.
There are other amounts depending on one’s individual circumstances.

However, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to buy beer, spend it on prostitution or play golf, as those are the only thriving businesses still in the U.S.A.

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Did you ever notice:

When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs?”

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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly
started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him.

Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell are
you doing?”

“Well,” said the guy, “I’m a chiropractor and I could see that you were
tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can’t help
practicing my art!”

“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!” the guy replied. “I work
for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?”

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