Have you ever heard that a dog “knows” when an earthquake is about to hit?

Have you ever heard that a dog can “sense” when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?

Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?
Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire?

Somehow they always know when they can ‘go for a ride’ before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away?

I’m a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can’t tell me that dogs can’t sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.
Simply said:
A good ole hound dog just KNOWS when something isn’t right…
when impending doom is upon us…

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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

‘Her Majesty’ and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were sitting at the
bar, drinking in silence. Suddenly, Hillary turns and
without warning, cold cocks Obama, knocking him off
his bar stool.

After a moment Obama regains enough of his senses to
say “What did you do that for?”

Clinton replies “That was for destroying the World
Trade Centers!”

Barack responds “I didn’t destroy the World Trade
Centers. That was Osama Bin Laden.”

Clinton answers “Osama, Obama - same damn thing.”

Obama shakes his head, climbs back onto his stool and
continues with his drinking. Several minutes later, he
turns to Clinton and without warning, cold cocks her and
knocks her to the floor.

Getting to her knees and shaking her head to clear it,
she demands “What did you do that for?”

Obama responds “That was for lying to the Grand Jury,
obstructing justice and for disgracing our Country and
the Office of the President.”

Clinton answers “I didn’t do any of that, it was my
husband Bill Clinton.”

Barack responds “Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton - same
damn thing.”

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It’s official, we now have a photo of Hillary’s dental records.
It does show a perfect match.

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