10. She’s a goblin!

9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

7. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

6. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack!

4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your
mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN’T…..

1. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

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For a little Halloween fun, try Cat Bowling!

This is too much fun! When the pumkin comes up, hit the space bar to throw it at the cats.

HINT: After hitting ‘play’, watch the arrow ~ when it points to where you want the ball to go, hit the space bar … Have fun!

http://www.brandextract.com/catbowling/

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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.

One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

“Who are you?” he asked.”I’m the Devil,” she responded.

“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

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What is the best place for a haunted house?
On a dead end street.

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!

What does Dracula get when he doesn’t brush his teeth
Bat breath.

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.

What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.

How do ghosts begin letters?
“Tomb it may concern”

What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
“You are driving me batty.”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.

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