The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his
kids together to ask which one should have the present.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother?
Who does everything she says?”

Five small voices answered in unison. “You do, Daddy!”

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Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and
proceed to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asks the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replies.

The man continues, “Do you know what these are used for?”

“Not exactly,” the boy says. “But they aren’t for me.
They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.

We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.

Right now he can’t do either one.”

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An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day passing an 8 year old girl’s house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he couldn’t resist taunting the girl.

He holds up his football and says, “See this football? Football is a boy’s game, and only boys can have a football.”
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, “I want a football.”

Her Mom goes out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football and says, “Nah Na Nah Nah”.
The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, “Oh yeah, well this is a boy’s bike and only boys get boy’s bikes and you can’t have one.”

She runs into the house for her mom. The next day the little girl is waiting for the boy on her new boy’s bike.
The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants and pointing to his most private of parts and says “Look; only boys have these and your mom can’t buy you one!”

The next day he walks by and asks her, “Well I guess I showed you,” to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts. The little girl proclaims, “My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!”

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After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.

”Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, ”but why?”

”Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had!”

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