Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he
had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
“Shingles.” So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test,
an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the
nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” The doctor
asked, “Where?”

Bubba said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ‘em?”

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A woman went to the doctor’s office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out screaming, as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first
doctor was and demanded,

“What’s the matter with you?

Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren,
and you told her she was pregnant?”

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up asked,

“Does she still have the hiccups?”

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A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed.
“Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”

“What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired.

“Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”

“My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you’ll have women buzzing all around you.”

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. “Did my advice not work?” asked the doctor.

“It worked alright. For the past several weeks I’ve enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.”

“So, what’s your problem?”

“I don’t have a problem,” the man replied. “My wife does.”

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A man goes to a psychiatrist and says,
“Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.”

The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?”

The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

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