Osama sends Bush a Letter

31 Dec

Posted by admin bloggeraz

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,”
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condoleezza Rice . Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help.
Within 5 minutes, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply:
“Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

0 Comments

Bush has got Gas Problems

08 Dec

Posted by admin bloggeraz

George Bush goes to the doctor and says,

“I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”

On this the doctor says , “I see your problem, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the Bush goes back. “Doctor, ” he says, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts — although still silent — stink terribly.”

The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing….”