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The Secretary of Defense is giving President Bush his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits,
head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks,

“How many is a brazillion?”

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George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me."

Cheney, feeling sorry for his "boss," says "Oh, they’re only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you."

Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home," says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickel Street.

Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See! This guy is really stupid."
George Bush agrees.

"He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

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After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,”
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condoleezza Rice . Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help.
Within 5 minutes, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply:
“Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

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