Two blondes were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her
and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street,
then down the other, then moved on to the
next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl
filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at
their hard work, but couldn’t understand what
they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,
“I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting
in to your work, but I don’t get it why do
you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow
behind and fill it up again?”

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose
it probably looks odd because we’re normally a
three-person team.

But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.”

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A Blonde goes over to her friends’ house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.

“Why are you wearing a ‘Thank Goodness it’s Friday’ tee-shirt on Monday?”

“Oh crap!” the blonde says,

“I thought it meant Tits Go In Front!”

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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”

“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But, what happened to your other ear?”

“The jerk called back!”

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An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.

He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?”

The blonde quickly responded, “The living one!”

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