The husband was furious when he found out their
bank account was empty.

When he confronted his wife, she simply said,

"It’s my turn."

"What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband.

"In bed," she explained, "You’ve been making
early withdrawals for years.

Now, it’s my turn.

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A man was called into his bank to discuss his accounts.

"Your finances are in terrible shape," the banker stated. "Yourchecking account is overdrawn, your loan is overdue."

"Yes, I know." said the man. "It's my wife, she is out of control."

"Why do you allow your wife to spend more money than you have?"asked the banker.

"Frankly," replied the man with a deep sigh, "because I'd ratherargue with you than with her."

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A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow
$500 for six months. The loan officer asks him what
kind of collateral he has. The man says “I’ve got a
Rolls Royce — keep it until the loan is paid off and
here are the keys.”

Six months later the man comes into the bank, pays
back the $500 loan, plus $25 interest, and regains
possession of the Rolls Royce.

The loan officer asks him, “Sir, if I may ask, why
would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow
five-hundred dollars?”

The man answers, “I had to go to Europe for six months,
and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that
long for twenty-five dollars?”

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A blonde girl in tears came running to her father.

“What’s the matter?” asked the father.

“You gave me some bad financial advise,” she said.

“I did? What did I tell you?”

“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

“What are you talking about, that’s one of the largest banks in the world,” he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.”

“I don’t think so,” said the blonde girl. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘No Funds’.”

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