A grandmother was pushing her grandchild
around Wal-Mart in a buggy. Each time she
put something in the basket, she would say,
“And here is something for you, Diploma,” or
“This will make a cute little outfit for you,
Diploma,” and so on.

Eventually a bewildered shopper who had
heard all this finally asked, “Why do you keep
calling your grandchild Diploma?”

The grandmother replied, “I sent my daughter
to college and this is what she came home with!”