My wife and I had been married for several months before we had our
first big fight.

One day she asked me that if she died before I did if
I would get married again. I told her, “Yes.”

She then asked me if I would let her sleep in our bed.

I told her, “Yes.” She then asked me
if I would let her wear her clothes. I told her “Yes.”

She then asked me if I would let her use her golf clubs. I told her “no”.
She finally asked me why I would not let her use them and I
replied, “She is left handed!”

“I came too four days later in the hospital.”