A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The
judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man says, "I live in a three-story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a three-story house?"

The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is ‘I have a headache’ and the second story is, ‘It’s that time of the month." and the third story is, " No dammit, we’ll wake the children."