A cannibal was walking in the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.  Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked,  "Why such a price
difference for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap it takes all morning."