Osama sends Bush a Letter

31 Dec

Posted by admin bloggeraz

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,”
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condoleezza Rice . Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help.
Within 5 minutes, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply:
“Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

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Old Lady and the Atheist

30 Dec

Posted by admin bloggeraz

There was a little old lady who stepped onto her front porch,
raised her arms to the sky, and shouted; “PRAISE THE LORD”
every morning.

One day an atheist moved into the house next door.
He became irritated at the little old lady.
Every morning he’d step onto his front porch after her
and yell; “There is no Lord!”

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.

One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped
onto her front porch and shouted; “PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord,
I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!

The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there
were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.

“PRAISE THE LORD!” she cried out. “He has provided groceries for me!”

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted;
“There is no Lord, I bought those groceries!”

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted; “PRAISE THE LORD!

He has provided me with groceries and made the Devil pay for them!”