What is the best place for a haunted house?
On a dead end street.

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!

What does Dracula get when he doesn’t brush his teeth
Bat breath.

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.

What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.

How do ghosts begin letters?
“Tomb it may concern”

What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
“You are driving me batty.”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.