10. She’s a goblin!

9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

7. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

6. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack!

4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your
mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN’T…..

1. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

• 0 Comments

• 0 Comments

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called “Woman.”

God said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed.”

Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”

God said, “An arm and a leg.”

Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”

• 0 Comments

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake anda smile, gave him a broom and said,
“Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate.” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.

“Here, give me the broom, I’ll show you how.”

• 0 Comments