A man missed his bus and decided to walk home. He had journeyed several miles when night began to fall. Stumbling exhausted into a cemetery, the man laid down on the grass, rolled over, then slid into an open grave.

The next morning, a blonde arrived at the cemetery and, just as she
approached the grave site, she heard a voice murmur, “I’m soooo cold!”

Staring down into the grave, she replied, “Well no wonder, you poor
thing. You kicked all your dirt off.”