A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She
was awake, so he examined her.

“You’ll be fine,” he said.

She asked, “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex
life again doctor?”

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

“What’s the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”

He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no one has ever asked
me that after having their tonsils out.”

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Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style.

Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them.I’m telling ya man…ya’ll have all the babes you want!

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, “What’s wrong now?”

“Lard-Almighty!” said Billy-Bob, “the tater goes in the front!

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A man missed his bus and decided to walk home. He had journeyed several miles when night began to fall. Stumbling exhausted into a cemetery, the man laid down on the grass, rolled over, then slid into an open grave.

The next morning, a blonde arrived at the cemetery and, just as she
approached the grave site, she heard a voice murmur, “I’m soooo cold!”

Staring down into the grave, she replied, “Well no wonder, you poor
thing. You kicked all your dirt off.”

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Yesterday my wife and I went car shopping and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an air-bag.

I said, “No, thank you, I already have a mother-in-law.“

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