A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and put his black Labrador
Retriever in the middle seat between them.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why it was
allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent, and that the dog was a
“drug-sniffing dog”. He went on, “His name is Sniffer and he’s the best
there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.”

The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the agent said “Watch this.”

He told Sniffer to “search”.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned
to his seat and put one paw on the agent’s arm.

The agent said, “Good boy!”, turned to the man and said, “That woman is
in possession of marijuana, so I’m making a note of her seat number and
the authorities will apprehend her when we land.”
“Say, that’s pretty neat” replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed
about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat,
and placed two paws on the agent’s arm.
The agent said, “That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I’m making a
note of his seat number for the police”
“I like it!” said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to “search” again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle
seat and pooped all over the place.
The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn’t
figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that. He asked
the agent “What’s going on?”

The agent nervously replied, “He just found a bomb!”

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

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“Hello operator, this here is Bubba and I need some help. “Some lady floppin around on the ground and I think she’s havin a heart attack or somethin. Git someone here quickly”!

“Look sir, just calm down. You need to tell me your location. Where are you”?

We’re over here at 909 Eucalyptus street..

O.k. sir, can you spell that for me?

After a long pause, Bubba says, “Um, I’m gonna drag her on over to Oak street, umkay? Meet you on the corner.

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