A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this”, said the man.
“I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it–stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my big mistake.”

“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
” Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife,
‘Hey, this looks like yours!’… I don’t remember much after that.”